So I decided I'mma use this to host naked chicks.

Aww yeah.

I still haven't decided on a theme...

I kicked back in my squeaky computer chair and thought to myself, "What crazy, fun theme should I choose for a pointless blog lost in the tubes of the internet..." and then it hit me. I shall write about horrible, mundane, boring things in absurd detail without actually telling what they are. It's the reader's responsibility to figure it out. If you do, email me and and win a prize*!

*prizes may or may not be real, have real value or be used as tender for any reason.

Very interesting...